1. My best friend who I met in 1st grade died at the age of 27. I still miss him everyday, but I think I understand why he left this world when he did.
2. I believe that dreaming is a gateway that allows us to communicate with people we can’t physically speak to at the time.
3. I can watch a rodeo and predict the scores of a saddle bronc ride within a couple of points.
4. I wish I could believe in God.
5. I do believe in the power of the moob.
6. I think my husband and I are perfect for one another because no one else would have either of us.
7. Mr. D is my best friend and the sexiest, funniest, awesomest guy I know.
8. I almost didn’t go out with him because he reminded me too much of my middle brother.
9. I think of my cousin as my sister because the older we get, the closer we are, and I don’t think “cousins” describes our bond.
10. I almost lost my youngest brother two years ago, and it was the most frightening experience of my life.
11. Speaking of the youngest, I can’t watch Larry the Cable Guy without thinking of him.
12. I’d be a great stand-up comedian if someone else would write my material.
13. I’ve never been afraid of speaking in public, even if there were 100,000 eyes on me. One-on-one conversations are much more stressful.
14. If I had one wish, I’d probably give it to someone who needed it more than I did.
15. I like NASCAR and #99 Carl Edwards.
16. I’ve never eaten fondue.
17. After giving birth, I had a whole new respect for nurses.
18. I predict I’ll die in bizarre circumstances.
19. My favorite color is blue, or purple, or blurple.
20. I hate wearing jewelry—especially big jewelry—and traded my engagement ring with a gazillion diamonds for a simple silver band.
21. 90% of my clothes are from Old Navy.
22. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be pizza.
23. Joaquin Phoenix is my sworn nemesis.
24. Someday I’ll meet Brian Posehn and recreate this picture. 
25. This list took me 2 days to compile, and I considered re-arranging it and editing it, but the newfound free spirit in me punched the grammar nerd in the throat, so I left it as is. (I’m a damn liar, because I did end up going back through and editing it after I wrote this.)
1 comment:
I don't even know what fondue is. I keep thinking of that city in Wisconsin - Fon-du-lac.
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